Weird Pope

"6 Weird Things about Pope de Occidental"

1) Pope de Occidental don't like to train in gym, don't train in gym, play sports either.

2) Ngoh hai 1/2 bo lei (Cantonese).

3) 吾乃风流之徒。

4) I can be a sister to a gal and brother to a boy or a brother to a sister and a sister to a brother.

5) When a gorgeous gal walks into the bus/room/train etc, Pope de Occidental will take a glance at that belle and then observe everyone else except that subject.

6) When a cute boy walks into the bus/room/train etc, Pope de Occidental will look at him and whisper compliments about that subject to the person beside Pope de Occidental, if no one familiar is around Pope de Occidental, he will just rejoice in his heart.

(Actually got more but since it says 6 then I write 6 lor. Pope de Occidental is a weirdo all year round)